We really hope that after watching this video of a seemingly abusive father giving out seemingly abusive fatherly advice that you’ll actually love hilarious Tony Sam the way we do.
Aha these make me sad and laugh. I laugh.
Tomorrow is my birthday! Here is what I want most: To one day swim with awesome sea life, like sharks and whales and shit. But for that to happen there has to still be sharks and whales. So if you want to give me something, make a donation to Oceana. They are doing wonderful work to preserve earth’s oceans and they accept any amount as far as I can tell. Cool! Have a great day!
Photo by Amos Nachoum
Doing God Hates Figs again this Tuesday, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA. Come!
This is my brilliant friend Emily’s show. Go to it, dammit!
Hey, I’m on this awesome MTV show called Girl Code coming out in April. It’s content created by funny women, for much younger women! Woo-hoo! Series Premiere April 23 at 10:30/9:30c
An ipad for the wedding? Great idea, cat. #whatevercat
TONIGHT! I’m on a Comedy Central showcase at Westside Comedy Theater! It’s near the ocean! So I made this image for some reason! Tickets are here!