(I'm Alice Wetterlund): Archive

September 2010

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“Greetings from Denmark. This is a helpful site. I’m wondering if you have any advice about staying out of the friend zone with girls? I’m really tired of girls telling me they just want to be friends. Perhaps I’m being too much of a nice guy?” —

-Fernando Crickenberger, Submitted on 2010/03/27 at 11:11am

Listen, I don’t want to sound harsh, but the first step might be changing your name. Maybe just shorten it even, though I don’t know to what. Nando C.? Point being, everyone knows that even in Denmark Crickenbergers don’t get no kinda tail.

But, the friend zone isn’t just ol’ Ferny’s problem. This is a complaint a lot of people have. I’m in the zone, Alice, and I don’t wanna be there! I feel you, one time I was in the zone with someone and I didn’t even like them but I was still like gross, what’s this zone, and then a care bear came up and was like “It’s the friendship zone!” and I was like, hey wanna hook up person I don’t like?

I’m sort of kidding. Here is your answer, random computer generated person from my blog commenters, if you want to stop getting the ‘let’s just be friends’ speil then stop being such a good friend. Simple. You don’t have to be mean, just be like, “Whatever” to their problems and the rest will fall in to place. Once you get your foot in the door then you can deal with all the more-than-friends problems that we normal people deal with all the time.

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