Bird Translator
At first I was like, geez, that bird will not shut up! But then I did a little research: in an effort to extend even more consideration to those most directly effected by air pollution, the Obama Administration hired a special translator to parse the Presidents words for birds! Awesome!

That was the most hilarious thing.. I am laughing my head off. Fantastic. Many thanks for that.
Greetings, Norway,
Kristian