Alice Wetterlund

This morning, as Iay catatonic half-slumber that ensues three seconds after I tell my alarm clock to shuddup, I mistakenly sent an email to myself. The subject of the email was “B”, and the body was empty except for “-Alice” which is in there automatically. I think I was just trying to tell myself to B gettin’ up in the most passive aggressive way possible, but there is an off-chance that I was reminding myself to Blog! So, here is some news about my life, in case you need an update.

• I have an Improve team. That’s what you call it when your Improv team is on a roll, man! Come see us on the 14th at the Creek! We will be performing alongside Robber Baron, who are an absolutely awesome Harold team at UCB and I want as many people to love them as possible because they deserve our love. If you want to know more about improv and the Harold and the place where I study it, family, you should check out the wonderful podcast from John Frusciante and Will Hines.

• Rich, of course, has the best Oscars recap out there and I don’t care what you say different. “Seriously, if Kristen Stewart hates being famous as much as she clearly wants us to believe that she does, she should just go away.”

• I have health insurance now! I’m daydreaming about my who my primary care physician will be the way I used to about what Bob Mackie-looking-thing the new Christmas Barbie would be wearing. I hope she is kinda mean to me in a way that shows me she cares, and not overly jocular like she thinks she’s on Grey’s Anatomy. Seriously, what a nightmare it would be to be a patient there. “You have to get a transplant, and the longer you wait to get on that list…the longer you wait to tell your body you love it the way I need to tell Alex I have real feelings for him…you only live once, you know what I’m saying?” No, I don’t! Not ever!

• I’m still watching Grey’s Anatomy.

• I know it’s partially my fault that I never enjoy seeing movies anymore, but the reason is that I keep going to see really mainstream movies and mainstream movies have too many ways to be bad. Maintstream= big budget and famous, famous stars. I cannot begin to describe how disappointing Shutter Island was. Partly because I can’t tell you ANYTHING about it because it would SPOIL it! Is it just me or should a truly good movie not be able to be SPOILED by facts about it’s plot? Also, I think 3D is a scam to make people go see things in the theater. Anyway, I’m going to go see the new Polanski joint tonight, so fingies crossed that I’m not disappointed. I’ll let you know.

• The reason I haven’t called you is because I’m working at my day job, and on many other exciting things that you will hear about soon.