Ponytail: Day 4.
Office Sylist: “Are you wearing it like that to help your hair grow out?”
Me: “I don’t think it works like that, and no.”
OS: “Oh, but don’t girls usually want long hair instead of short?”
OS: “But you have short hair.
Me: “I do.”
OS: “I’m confused…”
Me: “I know.”
I love the ponytail diary.
Heyyyy here’s my shows in NY this week
I realize that if you’re on a computer you can see this calendar but SOME PEOPLE only look at stuff on their phones. So here’s your quick-reference list of places to see me saying stuff this week:
Sunday Night: Johnson &Wales University, RI. 8PM. With: Judah Friedlander & The Lucas Brothers
Monday Night: Dive Comedy at Freddy’s, 9PM. 627 5th Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Tuesday Night: The Tony Show, UCB East, 9:30PM. 307 W 26th St, New York, NY
Wednesday Night: Big Terrific at Cameo Gallery, 8PM. 93 N 6th St, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY
Thursday Night: Comedy as a Second Language at Kabin,
9PM. 92 2nd Ave, New York, NY
Friday Night: Crappy Cinema Council at Over the Eight, 8PM. 594 Union Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Oh Ps. All these shows have other amazing comics on them so you should come to them even if you’re not into me.
Pps. Why aren’t you into me?!?!
Ppps. Whatever its fine I’m over it.
Pppps. Are you still there? No I know me neither… Call me.
I know what tumblr is for!
Gifs! Hey everyone, I’m posting for no reason like I’m a teenager.
Show on Monday!
My calendar isn’t working at the moment! But I will be at Keep it Clean at Public House Monday night. Also I will fix the calendar.